No refunds (or exchanges)
When Steve and I were engaged we went to the local county clerk's office to apply for our marriage license. Walking into the small, public office we were greeted with drab, utilitarian decor and a clerk straight out of central casting. In front of the glass window that separated us from the clerk was a large sign proclaiming "No Refunds on Marriage Licenses". We thought that this was hysterical and it has been our catch phrase ever since.
For our second anniversary we even had our wedding bands engraved with "No refunds" and the date of our marriage! (The jeweler thought it was pretty funny, not to mention unique.) Our marriage license is probably the best $80 we ever spent and I wouldn't return or exchange him for anything.
For our second anniversary we even had our wedding bands engraved with "No refunds" and the date of our marriage! (The jeweler thought it was pretty funny, not to mention unique.) Our marriage license is probably the best $80 we ever spent and I wouldn't return or exchange him for anything.
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